Saturday, December 8, 2007

She started it...

Emergencyemm posted a gun-related parody, so I'll throw my contribution in:

(With apologies to Frank Herbert)
I must not flinch.
Flinch is the group-killer.
Flinch is the little-jerk that brings total misses.
I will face my recoil.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will realign the front sight upon the target.
Where the recoil has gone there will be nothing.
Only x-ring hits will remain.

Maybe I should be passing this along as a challenge...hmmm...I bet Marko's busy with moving stuff...MattG's just sitting around sniffing stuff...Tam is probably still asleep...Don Gwinn (and yes, I was one of those people who didn't have to look up either of the references in his photo caption) doesn't look too busy...surely somebody out there must want to desecrate a literary work for the amusement of gun owners.

3 comments:

emergencyem said...

Very nice!

emergencyem said...

Ahem...

you better have a good excuse for not gracing anyone's blog with a comment lately...and you haven't posted in a few days...grrr...

sorry, im impatient!

but seriously!

KD5NRH said...

Actually, yes. See the new post.